The idea of space parody mind-melded with every other space movie and now - I have lost interest. Just when Star Wars figured out how to take itself less seriously, this one went the other way.

I only laughed at dialogue. I could have done that with an interview or a podcast. Why all the special effects, if it's just about the joke?

Some people can divorce themselves from the fact that the premise is about as blasphemous as you can get. Superhero - nah, just a half-god. I heard so many good reviews that I thought I would naturally enjoy this. I'm sorry, but I considered writing this blog so that I would redeem some of the time.

It was not a complete slouch of a movie. It's just that I had some hope for this sequel. You may disagree, but if we just write all the bad guys as gods and monster-gods, trust me, your're going to run to something like Anne of Green Gables to re-boot. If you want to keep watching the same old insurmountable odds, everyone gets killed except the cute guy and girl - and the raccoon, then have at it. I have simply lost interest. That's basically the deal.

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